Me and the Phantom Zone
January 9th, 2007
I’m trying to be philosophical about the whole thing: not all seeds germinate, not all sprouts develop past the seedling phase. It’s nice to know the ground is fertile. It seems to be working as a good path between my bouts of maternal instincts and my bouts of frightened horror.
My personal experience with the Phantom Zone goes something like this:
Me: Hey down there, what are you guys doing? Building the Arc d’Triomphe? Holy shit, I don’t think it will fit! Ow! Ow! No, seriously, do you have to drill quite so hard? That strut is too big! Hey, I’m talking up here!
The Phantom Zone: More building materials, please!
Categories: Science Experiment | Tags: pregnancy
