Withdrawal Symptoms

There are lozenges for Kevin, and Wellbutrin.

But what is there for the dog, who is very bewildered by this change in pattern? She keeps leaping to conclusions and staring at Kevin. Now she’s convinced that since he didn’t go outside to smoke, that means she’s getting to go for a walk this morning. Poor thing. I overslept far too much for that. Besides, she already got to go outside and chase a minivan down the street.