I have illicit Halloween candy.

I stole it!

I stole it from all the baskets outside of offices that my coworkers set up for little children!

And when my coworker accused me, I laughed, “Ohohohohohoho!” and ran off cackling.

I am not even WEARING A COSTUME!


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